Another blonde joke..?!


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Another blonde joke..?

A Blonde enters a store that sell curtains. She tells the
salesman, "I
would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.

The salesperson assured her that they had a large selection of pink
curtains. He showed her several patterns, but the blond seemed to be
having a hard time choosing.

Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.

The salesman asked what size curtains she needed.

The blond replies "fifteen inches."

"Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what
room are they for?"

The blond tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her
computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, "But, Miss, computers do not need
curtains!"

The blond says, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!


Answers:

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

They think their picture is being taken.


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Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?

It takes too long to re-train them.


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What do you call an eternity?

Four blondes at a four way stop.


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What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?

You always hear about them but you never see them.


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Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?

You have to hollow out the head.


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What did the blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios?

"Oh, look, Daddy ... doughnut seeds."


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How do you get a twinkle in a blonde's eye?

Shine a flashlight in her ear.


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Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

They always forget the recipe.


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Did you hear about the two blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?

They went to see "Closed for the Winter."


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Why won't they hire blondes as pharmacists?

They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.


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