Blind man walks into a bar and says "Pint please and I`ve got a great blond!
Question:
Blind man walks into a bar and says "Pint please and I`ve got a great blonde joke for you"?
The landlady leans over the bar and says "Look mate I don`t think that`s a good idea "
"Why?" asks the blind chap.
The landlady says "I am blonde,the girl next to you is blonde and one of my door ladies is blonde"
"Oh" says the blind chap "Yeah you`re right I don`t want to tell my blonde joke, I don`t want to have to explain it three times"
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2 weeks ago
Beauty spot.....
Love your blonde joke, but can you believe this, my wife read it and it took her a couple of minutes to get it, mind you she is verging on blonde with her highlights.
Answers:
Good one. Here is a blonde joke for you:
Blonde's Pain
A blonde touches her knee with her finger and yells Ouch. The same with her elbow and ear. The doctor examines her and says: Madam, your finger is broken.