ANTI MEN (* if you at least raise a smile)?!
Question:
ANTI MEN (* if you at least raise a smile)?
what did god say after creating man?
l can do better
how do you scare a man?
sneak up behind him and start throwing rice
how do you get a man to do sit-ups?
glue the tv remote to his ankles
why do black widow spiders kill their mates after mating?
to stop the snoring before it starts
how was colnel saunders a typical man?
all he cared about was legs breast and thighs
what do you have when you have two little balls in your hand?
a mans undevided attention
husband; want a quickie?
wife; as opposed to what?
why do men name their penises?
because they want to be on first names terms with the person who makes all the decisions
what do men and sperm have in common?
they both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being
why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
they wont stop to ask directions
Answers:
like the rice, and tv control one....funny....