Is this funny...Two old ladies were outside their nursing home?!
Question:
Is this funny...Two old ladies were outside their nursing home?
having a smoke. When it started to rain, one of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
"What's that?" asked the first old lady.
"A condom," says the second.
"Where'd you get it?" the first old lady inquired.
"You can get them at any drugstore," replied the second.
The next day, the first old lady hobbled into the local drugstore and announced to the pharmacist that she wanted to buy a package of condoms. The guy looked at her strangely (she was in her 80's after all), but politely asked her what brand she preferred.
"Doesn't matter," she replied, "as long as it fits a Camel."
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Great joke Chief Conan.
Gave me a good laugh;
and p.s. I also really like your nice avatar