St. Peter, God, and the O*** Sx Dilemma?!
Question:
St. Peter, God, and the O*** Sx Dilemma?
St. Peter and God talking. God says, "St. Peter, how are things going on Earth." St. Peter answers, "Not too good. Some of the people are engaging in oral sex." God says, "Oh no, St. Peter, not oral sx. That's terrible! We have to do something." St. Peter says, "I know. We'll give an award to people who don't engage in oral sx. We'll have to make it something very special, like something personal. Like a medal, yeah, a medal with God's signature! Everybody will want a medal with God's signature. And to make it extra special, we'll put a little something personal on it."
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT SAID?
Oh.. u never got one??
Answers:
"F#ck! Don't Suck!"