The new rooster?!


Question:

The new rooster?

This farmer decided that his rooster was getting old and could not service the hens like when he was young so he was going to replace it with a younger rooster.

He drives to a near by farm and purchases a nice young rooster and takes it back to his farm...

The farmer puts it in front of the hen house and goes back to the farmhouse

The young rooster goes strutting into the hen house and goes up to the old rooster and says. “I’m the new rooster here. I’m younger and better then you so you need to leave now.”

The old rooster kind of shakes his head and says “You know I have been here for a while and the hens are used to me. It would be a shame for you to just walk in here and take over like this. So I tell you what….We will race around the barn and the first one back to the hen house wins and the other one has to leave.”

Young rooster: “Sure, you don’t have a chance.”

Old rooster: “Seeing how I’m older you have to give me a 10 yard head start”

Young rooster: “No problem you still don’t stand a chance of beating me.”

So they line up the old rooster 10 yards ahead of the young rooster….and then they are off and running and the old rooster is running as fast as he can…..they make the first turn and the young rooster has closed the distance between him and the younger rooster and he is still gaining when they make the next turn which is between the barn and the farmhouse. All of a sudden there is a big boom from the farmhouse porch and the young rooster gets hit with birdshot and goes flying up against the barn...the old rooster trots back to the hen house and the farmer putting his shotgun back in its rack turns to his wife and says. “That’s the third queer rooster I’ve shot this week”


Answers:

what a slick old rooster. hahaha


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