Just a few odd quickies l found?!
Question:
Just a few odd quickies l found?
have you heard about the new line of tampons with tinsel and bells?
they're for the christmas period
whats the difference between purple and pink?
the grip
what did the queen buy for camillas wedding anniversary?
a weekend in paris and a chauffeur-driven mercedes
whats the difference between an onion and a millwall fan?
no one would cry if you chopped up a millwall fan
why do women call period pain pms?
coz mad cow desease was already taken
whats the difference between a woman and the washing machine?
a washing machine doesn't expect you to ring after you dumped your load into it
George michael and elton john have written a gay version of 'the wizaed of oz'
its called swallow the yellow thick load
and with that lm gonna have well earned rest.
Answers:
Brilliant - I laughed soooo hard! I love the 'grip' one!