Just a few odd quickies l found?!


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Just a few odd quickies l found?

have you heard about the new line of tampons with tinsel and bells?
they're for the christmas period

whats the difference between purple and pink?
the grip

what did the queen buy for camillas wedding anniversary?
a weekend in paris and a chauffeur-driven mercedes

whats the difference between an onion and a millwall fan?
no one would cry if you chopped up a millwall fan

why do women call period pain pms?
coz mad cow desease was already taken

whats the difference between a woman and the washing machine?
a washing machine doesn't expect you to ring after you dumped your load into it

George michael and elton john have written a gay version of 'the wizaed of oz'
its called swallow the yellow thick load


and with that lm gonna have well earned rest.


Answers:

Brilliant - I laughed soooo hard! I love the 'grip' one!


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