Parachute Joke?!
Question:
Parachute Joke?
A man was having his first solo parachute jump.
Halfway down he pulls the rip-cord. Nothing happens and he becomes frantic.
Surprisingly there's a bloke coming up to meet him.
"Do you know anything about parachutes mate?"
"Sorry mate no.........Do you know anything about gas cookers?"
Answers:
An old one but good to hear it again.