A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Tesco.....?!
Question:
A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Tesco.....?
....with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way
through the entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Tesco,
nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of
course they bloody aren't! The oldest is nine and the youngest is
seven.
Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really
think they look alike, you ********?"
"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe
anyone would shag you twice!"
Answers:
Now that was freaking hilarious...you get a star.