You are by my summer house down the shore, and go out to the pool for a swim, an!

You are by my summer house down the shore, and go out to the pool for a swim, and you see a towel & trunks...?

...you go to take them inside to put in the hamper, and I suddenly cry out from the other end of the pool to PLEASE not take the towel and trunks.

I say it's because they are my "friend's" and they need to dry out under the sun.

I come closer to you, and you can clearly see through the clear water my BARE BUTT!!

I'm clearly covering my weenie with my hands.

You can obviously tell I'm...ahem...sans clothes...and rather embarrassed about it.

Do you leave the towel and trunks, pretending you don't notice, or what do you say out loud about my state of un-dress to make me blush even more?

Actually, I do neither. Since I'm in a "state of un-dress" myself and it's getting a bit chilly out, I take the towel and wrap it around my bosom like a strapless bra. Then I throw the trunks on and all just in time because your boss and his wife along with the other 18 people from your office are just coming outside to enjoy the barbecue/pool party you invited them all to !!!!