Shall I have one more pint?!
Question:
Shall I have one more pint?
Bill and Ben were having a pint together but Bill said it was 10.30 and he had to go home to his wife.Ben tried to get him to stay saying that he had a foolproof way of getting around his wife so that he could stay out later.He would go home knowing his wife would have gone to bed in a huff, tiptoe upstairs, creep into bed from the bottom and give his wife one long, lingering, wet kiss on her 'shhh you know where'. This never failed to get her mind off being angry with him said Ben.
Bill decided to try it.After a few more pints he went home, took off his shoes, tiptoed upstairs, crawled slowly up under the covers so as not to disturb her and gave her the longest , wettest 'ahem' kiss ever. He could hear her groans of delight.
Happy and confident he had succeeded he went into the bathroom to wash his face and saw his wife, sitting on the loo!!
"Bloody Hell...he shouted..."H-how, W-what the f....?"
"Shhhhh!" said his wife..."You'll wake your mother."
Answers:
LMFAO thats great