Why did the chicken cross the road?!
Question:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To make it holy
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If that aint good how about this............
A christian lady gets on a plane and sits next to a guy who is not one.She starts reading the bible.
Guy:You don't really believe in all that do you
Lady:Of course I do
Guy:Well how did that one guy get ate up by the whale and survive
Lady:Well when I get to heaven i'll ask him
Guy:What if he's not in heaven
Lady:Then you'll have to ask him
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still not working for ya?
A man walks into a bar.......then says OWIE MY HEAD!!!!!!!
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okay one more
So I went out to my aunts house,she was cooking alot for everyone in the family.She had alot of brisket,which was eally good by the way,yummy.So we all go out there and start eating right in the middle of us eating she says "Oh by the way my horse Daisy died yesterday"
Well i'm all out of material,bye
2 weeks ago
The joke was to make the road holy.READ PEOPLE..............READ
Answers:
good ones, thanks for the laughs or chuckles i should say!!