More old 'uns?!
Question:
More old 'uns?
AIDS
A man and woman are having sex.
the woman says, 'you haven't got AIDS have you?
he says no.
she says, 'thank god, l dont want to catch that again.
AUSTRALIAN KISS
What's an Australian kiss?
The same as a french kiss, but down under
EXPLODING BOILER
What do you do if your boiler explodes?
buy her some flowers
HARD TO SOFT
What goes in hard and pink, but comes out soft and mushy?
bubblegum
LITTLE GIRLS AND SANTA
A little girl goes to see santa.
santa say's 'What would you like santa to bring you for christmas?
she says, l want a barbie and action man.
santa says, 'l thought barbie came with ken'
she says, no she comes with action man; she fakes it with ken
MICE
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
two, if they're small enough
PIXIE
When is a pixie not a pixie?
when he's got his head up a fairy's skirt - then hes a goblin
Answers:
HA HA HA HA LOL I LOV'D IT!!! well deserving of a star!!