Whos the boss?!
Question:
Whos the boss?
A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite.
As they were undressing for bed the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, here put these on.
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.
I can't wear your trousers, she said
Thats right, said the husband and don't you ever forget it. i'm the man who wears the pants in this family.
With that, she flipped him her panties and said, try these on.
He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his knee caps.
Hell, he said, I can't get into your panties.
she replied, thats right.... and thats the way it will stay if your attitude doesn't change.
Answers:
Hi there Kayla, There are so many naff jokes on Q&A...it was great to see a good one for a change. I even copied and pasted it to my jokes folder. Thanks for that, it made me smile! :o)