Are you sitting comfortably....?!

Are you sitting comfortably....?

then i shall begin..... i start the sentance of a story and you carry it on from the last user......lol

ONCE UPON A TIME IN A LAND FAR AWAY, WHERE CHEESE WAS CHEAP AND PIGS WOULD FLY.....

2 weeks ago
a geezer called phil met a honey called Dot and they decided to .......

SO WE SHOT OUR BACON