You might be in the army if...?!

You might be in the army if...?

You wont let your wife go to the cinema because the laundry room failed inspection

You have a fence set up around your house that even Rambo wouldn’t want to mess with

Lights out is at 2200hrs every night

Your kids must perform 10 pushups before entering the dining room

Your wife’s favorite lipstick color is khaki

Your kids wear a beret when they go out and play

You cut the lawn in a pair of jungle boots

Your dogs name is Ranger

Your nicest set of clothes is your uniform

You think waking up at 7am is sleeping in

You’ve ever worn camouflage gear to a wedding

You refer to sex with your wife as being 'on maneuvers’

You spend your spare time polishing your boots

Your family thinks there’s nothing wrong when you disappear for a month

All your friends are in the army, too

i come from a military family .. and that's so true lol