Two newlyweds are on their honeymoon and are about to make love when they realiz!


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Two newlyweds are on their honeymoon and are about to make love when they realize they don't have a condom so

the man throws on his pants and runs down to the store.When he gets there he finds out that he only has 10 cents. But he is in luck because they have some cheap condoms on sale. So he looks and sees that they have a white condom for 5 cents a black condom for 10 cents and a purple condom for 15 cents. Well his wife favorite color is purple but he doesnt have it all so instead he buys the black one.While he is out a black guy breaks into their suite and sees his wife laying naked with her eyes closed so he starts to have sex with her. When he finishes the husband comes through the door and the black guy jumps out the window. Not knowing what happened the husband slips on the condom and proceeds to have sex with his wife. The wife gets pregant and has a boy but he comes out black. So when the kid turns 5 he turns to his dad and says why are you and mommy white and im black. And the dad replies shut up u bastard and count ur self lucky because if i had 5 more cents u would be purple


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