Little man?!


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Little man?

So this guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Give me two single whiskies" "Sure" the bartender replies, "do you want them both now or one at a time?"

"Oh, both now" replies the guy, "one's for me and one's for my little friend here" and with that the guy pulls a three inch tall man out of his shirt pocket.

The Bartender looked at the little man in amazement and asked, "Can he drink?"

"Sure" replied the guy and with that the three inch tall man supped back his whiskey.

"That's amazing" replied the bartender, "what else can he do? Can he walk?"

With that the guy flips a quarter down to the other end of the bar and asks the little fella to get it. Sure enough, he runs down the bar and retrieves the coin, picks it up and jogs back to the guy.

"That really is amazing" replied the bartender, "Can he talk?"

"Of course" says the guy, "Hey Jim, tell him about that time we were in Africa and you called that witch-doctor a two bit charlatan and there was not


Answers:

Hell it reminds me of the time I accompanied a party of explorers through the dense Jungle and we were captured by a tribe of savage Lady's who tied us up and partally cooked us one by one over a campfire. They sliced hunks off of our thighs bum-cheeks and arms and then held us at spear point and made us watch while they knocked up some rather neat chapatti type bread pockets that they tucked our off cuts into and consumed along with what I assumed was a relish.
Everytime I have Burgers I get misty eyed over my sudden wieght loss all those years ago.


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