Another funny joke about "Speed Guns"?!
Question:
Another funny joke about "Speed Guns"?
While I was driving down the M62 the other day going to fast, I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the other side with a radar speed gun lying in wait.
The copper pulled me over,walked up to my car and asked,"Runway too short?"
To which I replied,"I'm late for work"
To which he asked,"What do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher",I responded.
The copper was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher? and just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well",I said,"I start by inserting one finger,then I work my way up to two fingers,then three,then four,then my whole hand in,work side to side until I can get both hands in. Then I slowly but surely stretch the hole until it's about six feet".
Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously,"And just what do you do with a six-foot arsehole?"
To which I politely replied,"You give him a radar gun and park him behind the bridge...."
Speeding Ticket £105
Court Costs £45
Look on his face PRICELESS
Answers:
That's it mate your nicked in charge of a very funny joke ha ha ha ha lol :) have a star