I'm writing a book with top 10 jokes of all categories, and i'm looking for 10 o!

I'm writing a book with top 10 jokes of all categories, and i'm looking for 10 of the best shock laugh insults

submit anything you like, they will all be tested to ensure they're good

This morning, I rear-ended a car at a light, I was not really paying
>> attention. Anyway, the fella driving the other car got out of his
>> car, and I realized that he was a dwarf.
>>
>> He came storming up to my car window and he said, "I'm not happy."
>>
>> So I said, " Well, which one are you then???"