Catholic Joke as Requested?!
Question:
Catholic Joke as Requested?
One Sunday after mass, a choirboy trips as he leaves the Chapel.
Over and over he goes until he lands at the bottom of the Chapel steps, blood oozing from his head.
A passer by stops, "It's ok son, I've called an ambulance. Would you like me to fetch the priest?"
The boy looks up with glazed eyes and says " I'm f***ing dying here, sex is the last thing on my mind!!"
Answers:
funny star 4 u