A blonde was on holiday and.....?!
Question:
A blonde was on holiday and.....?
she wanted souveniors so she goes to a man selling crocodile shoes.She begins bargaining as the shoes were very costly.The man refused and the blonde stomps off saying she would find a croc and get her own shoes.That evening the man passes the river on his way home and sees the blonde waist deep wit' a rifle.At that moment she shoots a croc and drags it ashore.The man then notices other carcuses and is amused coz u need only one to make a pair of shoes.The blonde then turns the croc over and says,"...drat,this one isn't wearing shoes either!"
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haha nice one