Computer jargon?!


Question:

Computer jargon?

2 types of memory--Alzheimer & Dementia
2 examples of hadrware--yardbrush & dustpan
2 types of software--dishcloth & duster
Floppy disc--less satisfactory to a hard one
Megabyte--taking a big chunk
Bios--bum itchy outside and sore
Processor--processes food
USB--unusual sized bum
Anything plugged into No 14 is known as plug & play, what does this mean?--using a neighbours electricity
Backup--someone getting you annoyed
Download--having a poo
Upload--suppository
2 versions of Microsoft operating systems--hysterectomy & vasectomy
2 programmes on pc--eastenders & coronation street
ISP--sexually transmitted disease


Answers:

ur last one was better. (man using ladies toilet)


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