I need help creating riddles for the following words?!


Question:

I need help creating riddles for the following words?

dumpster

rock

wrong way sign

parking spot

wall

picnic table

van

fence

monkey bars

license plates

balloons


Answers:

What has four wheels and garbage?
A dumpster

What can be thrown and broken but cannot be driven and is as solid as a rock?
A rock

Why did the chicken make a U-turn?
It was going towards a wrong way sign

Why was the piano on the sidewalk?
It couldn't find a parking spot

Why did the plant talk to the door?
Because the wall was busy

How many light bulbs does it take to change a picnic table?
As many as you can fit onto it

Why did the van crash into the tree?
It was a foreshadowing of the car to hit it

Why did the kangaroo jump over the fence?
Because he wanted to escape Australia

I make monkey bars hard; what am I?
Monkeys molding metal into bars

Three license plates read, "IM COOL," "IM DUM," and "IM CRAZY." Who did they belong to?
1) Beyonce 2) Paris Hilton 3) Michael Jackson

Why did the balloons fly away into the sky?
Because their owner let go of them


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