What is the funniest joke you've ever heard?!
Question:
What is the funniest joke you've ever heard?
10 pts to the best!
Answers:
Is dis funny?
An amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold
blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing
cold." the mother replied "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did and her hands warmed up.The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said "My hands
are freezing cold." The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The
warmth of my body will warm them up." He did and warmed his hands. The
following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, my nose is cold." The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up." He did and warmed his nose. The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?" The daughter replies, make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they?"