Since the women jokes have been busted out..This in no way endorses my views of !


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Since the women jokes have been busted out..This in no way endorses my views of women...my wife is watching...

1. What is a woman doing when she is looking at a blank sheet of paper?
She is reviewing her rights.
2. Why don't women need a watch?
There is a perfectly good clock on the stove.
3. Why should women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the oven making it easier to cook.
4.Why do women fake orgasms?
They think men care.
5. A man offers his wife 2 aspirins and a glass of water for her headache just before bed. She proclaims, she doesn't have a headache. He says good, now that we established that......let's do it.
6. (Ok, ok,.....the wife slapping me behind the head) Here's one for the ladies!
The best defense a woman has when she is not in the mood.
As soon as he drops his pants, she points and laughs loudly.

Thank you, As I collect my pillow and blanket and head for the couch, hope you enjoyed them. After all, I have a headache.


Answers:

try this one why do woman have boobs ..............so you have something to look at while there talking .......... my girlfriend just punched me in the head


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