How God created woman...........?!

How God created woman...........?

God and Adam were discussing Adam's need for companionship. God said, I've got it I will create the most beautiful being, she will interest you in everyway, she will be faithful, she will never nag, she will hang on your every word, she will encourage to invent things like sports, hunting, and fishing. I will call her "woman" and you will call her "Eve". God adds it will cost Adam an arm, a leg, and 1 eye, for God to make this marvelous creation. Adam not wanting to lose too much asks God what can he get for a Rib?

2 weeks ago
Take it easy, I am women, it's just a joke, nothing more, nothing less. So, please put down the butcher knife. I really love one woman, eventhough she makes me want to drive my car through a brick wall at times.

ouch! that hurts but its still funny