Blonde jokes?!
Question:
Blonde jokes?
Q: What is the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I'm soooo drunk!"
Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: *Screaming* "I said, I'm DRUNK!"
Q: What do you say to a blonde that won't put out?
A: "Have another beer."
Q: Why did the blonde cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q2: Why was the blonde hit by an 18-wheeler and killed?
A2: The road was I-40.
A blonde high school girl is listening to her biology professor talk in class about the human body. The presentation drifts to the head and the tongue. So, at one point when he's talking, the girl raises her hand to ask "Teacher, if our taste buds really work like you say they do, why doesn't semen taste sweet?" A couple of seconds later she realizes what she said and turns bright red.
The professor, unfazed, responds with words that the students will enshrine as classic:
"My dear, its not sweet because the taste buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not at the back of your throat."
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Very Funny!!! I'm just glad I'm a redhead. Oh no, don't start with the redhead jokes..lol