Want to rotflmao?!


Question:

Want to rotflmao?

This husband and wife were out gardening.
She bent over to pull a weed.
The husband exclaimed, "My word woman! Your butt is so big it's as big as our gas grill over there!"
The husband proceeds to take his tapemeasure off his belt and, after measuring the width of her butt and the width of the grill exclaims, "I was right! They're both the same size!"
The wife stomps off all pissed off!
Later that night as they're laying in bed, the husband snuggles up really close and says, "Honey, it's been a long time! How 'bout a little luving!"
The wife replies, "If you think I'm firing up this big butt grill for one little weenie, you are nuts!"


Answers:

LMAO. Zing, poor guy. LOL


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