Will this be starred?!

Will this be starred?

A poor farmer with three sons decided it was time for his kids to make their fortune in the world so he gave them all he had which was a duck a piece. So the first son left at sun-up and returned at sundown and his father asked how he did and he answered i made 5 dollars in which his father replyed good son good. So the second son left the next day at sun-up and returned at sundown and his father asked how he made out and he said i made 10 dollars in which his father replyed good son good. So the next day the third son left at sun-up and went looking for a buyer.After a while he found a gyspy woman and asked if she would like to buy a duck and she said no because she spent her only 15 on two ducks earlier in the week but she would have sex with the boy for it.

3 weeks ago
So he said ok and they go out back and have sex when they finish he changes his mind and wants his duck back so they agree to have sex again to get the duck back.While they are out back the duck wonders out into the road and a truck hits the duck and driver feels bad and gives the boy 15 dollars. when he gets home at sundown his father asks how did he do in which he replyed "well i got a f**k for a duck, a duck for a f**k and 15 dollars for a f**ked up duck

good one
why did the duck cross the road???
to fix a SCREW for 15$