Would you try this diet?!

Would you try this diet?

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Woolworths
and standing in line at the check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet
again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 25kilos before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that
the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal
nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

3 weeks ago
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was
because I'd been sitting in the street licking my "nick nacks" and a car
hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
S****d woman……. why else would I buy dog food??

3 weeks ago
If you heard it before it wasn't from me.

yes i would