Reading Of The Will?!
Question:
Reading Of The Will?
A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man to the people mentioned in the will: "To you, my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in rough times, as well as good, I leave the house and two million."
The lawyer continued, "To my daughter Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the business and one million."
The lawyer concluded, "And, to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me, and thought that I would never mention him in my will -- well you are wrong. "Hi Dan!
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LOLOL ( coffee through the nose ) LOLOL ( snort ) LOLOL
Thanks again for another laugh