Have a drink?!
Question:
Have a drink?
3 guys (rich,poor and a miser) went to have a beer. Before they started drinking , a fly fell in each's beer. The rich threw away the beer and got a new one. The poor picked the fly, threw it away, then drank. The miser picked the fly and said "U ****** fly, spit out what u have drank !" :D
Dont be harsh on me guys, this is my first joke here :)
3 weeks ago
kiss_kriss_xo
A miser is a person who is reluctant to spend money, sometimes to the point of forgoing even basic comforts.
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:p nice one awesome joke