Are these one liners funny?!
Question:
Are these one liners funny?
Q. Why is dating like a game of cards?
A. Because if you don't have a good partner,
you'd better have a good hand.
Q: How many country singers does it take to
replace a light bulb?
A: Two, one two put in the light bulb and another
to sing about how much he misses the old one.
What does two neurons do in a women head?
Nobody knows, the event has never occurred.
What is a woman's ashole doing when she is making love?
He is at home watching the kids.
Why are sportscars like hemorrhoids?
Most asholes get them sooner or later.
: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag?
One is made of plastic and is a potential risk to children.
Answers:
Pretty funny- be careful where you tell them though, could be offensive to some.