Reasons why beer is better than women?!

Reasons why beer is better than women?

You can enjoy a beer all month
A beer wont get upset if you come home with beer on your breath
You can share a beer with your freinds
You always know that your the first to pop a beer
A beer is always wet
After you have a beer, you're committed to nothing more than dumping the empty bottle
Beer looks the same in the morning
Beer doesn't have a mother
If you change beers, you dont have to pay alimoney
Beer labels come off without a fight
When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick-up a beer
If you pour a beer right, you will always get good head
Beer stains wash out
When a beer goes flat, you throw it out
Beer doesn't mind being on the wet spot that it left
A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another
You cant catch anything but a buzz from beer

Ha ha ha.!!!
Time for a beer.!!!
Funny so another 10/10.!!!