Is this one of the funniest jokes you've ever heard?!
Question:
Is this one of the funniest jokes you've ever heard?
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years.
Upon learning she was pregnant and not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he told her he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. He also promised to provide child support until the child turned 18 if she stayed in Italy to raise the child.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. He told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back and he would then arrange for child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife who said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said.
The wife handed him the card and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and collapsed.
On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without. Need bread!
Answers:
not funny........