A husband and wife...?!

A husband and wife...?

A husband comes home, tired, from work. His wife comes in and asks him:
"Darling, there's a problem with one of the pipes in the bathroom. Do you think you can fix it?"
And the husband says:
"DoI look like a plumber to you?"
"Sorry darling" says the wife.

Next day, hubby comes home again to find his wife asking:
"Sweetheart, the telly's broken, could you have a look at it?"
"What do you think I am, an electrician?" husband replies.
"And there's a problem with the water feature in the garden, perhaps you can fix it?" wifey says.
"I'm not a gardener, you know," he says.

A few weeks later and the husband gets home from work and says to his wife:
"Darling, everything's fixed, who did the repairs?"
"Well the next door neighbour did it, very kindly."
"Did he ask for anything in return?"
"He said I could either bake him a cake or sleep with him."
"And I assume you baked the cake?"
"I'm not a baker, you know," replies his wife.



A bit long, but what do you think¿?

That Was Funny...........he Had It coming