An Impossible Pregnancy?!
Question:
An Impossible Pregnancy?
After a long marriage, a wife was growing angry with her husband's habit to turn the light off during sex. It had been a habit he had since they had gotten married. At first, she had liked it, thinking it was kinky, but after 25 years, she had had enough. So one night, while her husband was pleasuring her, she turned on the light. She was stunned when she saw a dildo in his hand. "Explain yourself," she yelled. After this, the husband looked her in the eye and said calmly, "right after you explain the kids, sweety."
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