Best comeback wins!?!

Best comeback wins!?

A comeback for anything...

Sorry I don't speak be-yotch.

I've flushed things smarter than you.

Cover you're mouth when you talk, the stupidity is getting out.

It's so sad when cousins marry.

Here, hold this lantern and go stand on my front lawn.

I'm sure in certain cultures you would be considered human.

You make my love come down... and beat your *** with corn cobs and rotten watermelon rinds.

Don't speak, you're not qualified

Please have a seat just outside and I'll whoop your a ss in the order in which it was received.

Make over? I think you need to START over.

You must have me confused with someone who gives a damn.

I can't believe you just said that to me! Everyone come look! it's amazing! the neanderthal can speak!

Let me give you a piece of my mind, then you'd have some

I'm only telling you this because I think you deserve to know the truth: You're a waste of toilet paper.