How many stars, out of 5, would you rate this joke my uncle made up?!

How many stars, out of 5, would you rate this joke my uncle made up?

My whole family laughed so hard today, when my uncle told this joke, and even I still can't stand! How many stars would you rate it?

3 weeks ago
*Excuses of 3 Illegal Dogs*
These 3 dogs were trying to cross the border from Mexico to the USA. A Bulldog, a British Settler, and a Chihuahua. The guard dog wouldn't let them cross the border, unless they could prove they were US citizens. The bulldog said, "I'm a Boston Bulldog!" And so the guard let him in. The British Settler said, "I'm an American Settler!" And the guard let him cross as well. But all the Chihuahua had to say was, "I'm an American!" The guard then stated, "I don't think so, you will have to prove it. As a test, I want you to say a sentence with the words, green, pink, and yellow contained within that sentence." The Chihuahua Answered, "That's easy!" He started his sentence like this, "The telephone goes, 'gleen, gleen!' I pink it up, and say, 'Yello." All the watch dog had to say then was, "Go on in."

no no no it goes like thise 3 people wanted to cross the US border. but had 2 pass a gaurd. The test was to say a sentence with statue,green,and pink.

Person 1: in my front yard standsa statue on my green grass next to my pink flamingo. (American)


Person 2: (also american) A statue has green paint with a pink pedistol.


Person 3:( hispanic) The telephone rang Grreeen Greeeen i pink up the phone and say istatue?

sound funnier when u say it out loud,