What do you think of these jokes?!

What do you think of these jokes?

I'm taking an art class and the nude model just quit.
because I like to finger paint.

There is nothing funny about dogs playing poker. There us nothing remotely cute about animals with gambling problems. If you look closely at those paintings, you can tell most of those dogs are playing with money they can't afford to lose. And sadder still, it takes seven of their dollars to make one of ours.

During the summer I like to go to the beach and make sand castles out of cement .And wait for the kids to run by and try to kick them over.

These are my favorites
which one is your favorite?

3 weeks ago
The media is drawn to celebrities. We've even gotten to the point where we're interviewing models. What do we expect to learn from a model? " I put lipstick on my lips. I walk that way when they tell me. I go to the bathroom by Myself."

3 weeks ago
My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't reall notice , except I have to leave the driveway doing sixty miles per hour.

I think I finally understand the Oscars. It's a chance for the movie industry to people how boring television is.

3 weeks ago
My husband gave me a neclace . It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid , but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

During the summer I like to go to the beach and make sand castles out of cement .And wait for the kids to run by and try to kick them over.

is my favorite... I will have to try that.~ star.