Superman is flying about, checking out the city to see if it is crime free.?!
Question:
Superman is flying about, checking out the city to see if it is crime free.?
He sees Wonderwoman naked on one of the skyscrapers.
He thinks to himself "Hmm, I've always wanted to root her. I'll just use my light speed to go down, into her, and then fly off!".
So anyway, he does so.
Wonderwoman exclaims "Holy ****, what was that?"
And invisible man, who was on top of her, goes "I don't know, but it sure hurt my ***!".
Answers:
An oldie but a goodie.
Made me chuckle though.