If u like it give a star>>*Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wan!
Question:
If u like it give a star>>*Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.?
*Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
*If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
*When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
*I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
*I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
*If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
*Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
*When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
*Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
*You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
*Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
*Death is hereditary.
*Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
*Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
*Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
*I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
Answers:
HERE IS THE ANS FOR SOME OF THESE
*Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.=> IF THEY KEEP U ALIVE(NOT HAPPENING THESE DAYS)
*I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.=> SO THAT U CAN RUN ON THE WAY WITHOUT ANY FEAR N U COULD KILL SOME1 UNDER UR VEHICLE.
*If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something=> OR U MIGHT VE NOT SEEN THE SUCCESS EVER / ATALL.
*Many people quit looking for work when they find a job=> COZ THEY KNOW NOW THE WORK WILL LOOK 4 THEM
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*Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.=> ALL R HAVIN ENOUGH HARD DISK SPACE BUT DELETING THE THINGS WAT R UNWANTED.
*You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark=>ITS AS SPEEDY AS THE LIGHT , AS THE LIGHT COMES IT GOES , AS THE LIGHT GOES IT COMES (SO EASY )?
*Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.( IS THAT THE ONLY THING IN ARMY ???? DOES SOLDIERS FIGHT ALL DAYS IN A YEAR ????)
*Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.=> THIS S GOOD , SO THAT SMILE IN UR MIND @ THE TIME , WHEN UR MISTAKE SHOWS THE RESULT...HAHAHA
*I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
=> AND WAT IS THE REASON BEHIND , U R NOT GETTIN WORK FOR HOURS ??????????
OR JUST PENDING WORK FASCINATES U ???????