Give star is u laugh/ smile /like it when u read this?!


Question:

Give star is u laugh/ smile /like it when u read this?

*Why do morons like lightning?
They think someone is taking their picture
*How did the moron try to kill a fish?
He tried to drown it in the sea.
*How did the moron fall on the floor?
He tripped over the cordless phone.
*Why did the moron climb the glass wall ?
To see what was on the other side!
*How did the moron try to kill a bird?
He threw it off a mountain cliff !
*How do you confuse a moron?
Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in one corner!
*Why did the moron going to the airport turn around and go home? Because he saw the sign that said "Airport Left".
*Two morons were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks.The first moron said "These look like deer tracks," and the other moron said, "No, they look like moose tracks."They argued and argued, and they were still arguing when the train hit them.
*What gets wet the more you dry? A towel !!
*What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil? Get dressed up, the doc is taking us out


Answers:

good pari you are maintaining all those morons very well
hehehhhe


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