Joke; 9 signs that you're drunk?!
Question:
Joke; 9 signs that you're drunk?
1. you have to hold onto the lawn to stop falling off earth
2. the back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat
3. you can focus better with one eye closed
4. mosquitoes get a buzz after attacking you.
5. the shrubbery's drunk too from frequent watering
6. roseanne looks good
7. you lose arguments with inanimate objects
8. your job interferes with your drinking
9. your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream
Answers:
Ha ha ha.!!!
Sounds familiar lol.!!!
Good ones Alan.!!!