Minimal Damage?!


Question:

Minimal Damage?

This guy calls his wife at work and says,"Don't worry,I'm fine and the damage is minimal."
She says,"Oh my gosh,what happend?"
He says,"I was coming back from lunch and a bird hit my car windscreen."
"How much damage did it do?" She asked.
"Minimal,however I did get a ticket."
"A ticket how did you get that?"
"Well,I managed to reach the bird through the window and throw it behind me,however it hit the windscreen of the car behind me,It was a motorway cop car and the officer gave me a ticket."
"What for?" She asked,"Damaging his windscreen?"
"No, for flipping him the bird!"


Answers:

l'd have done the very same
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