Joke; LIMERICKS (* if you like)?!

Joke; LIMERICKS (* if you like)?

a well endowed guy called apollo
remarked as he larked in the hollow
darling, my dong
is twelve inches long
said his girl, thats a hard one to swallow

there was once a man from bandoo
who fell asleep in a canoe
he dreamed of venus
and played with his penis
and woke up with a hand full of goo

there ocne was a man from belize
whose pecker hung down to his knees
the gals all adored it
but him, he abhorred it
because each time it stiffened, he sneezed

there was a young actress from crewe
who remarked as the vicar withdrew
the bishop was quicker and thicker and slicker
and two inches longer than you

there was once a young man named springer
who got his testicles caught in the wringer
he hollered in pain
as they rolled down the drain
there goes my career as a singer

hahahahahahahahahah