Victoria's secrets?!
Question:
Victoria's secrets?
A young lass went into victoria's secret and asked if she might have the sentence, 'if you can read this you're too close' embroidered on her knickers and bra.
"Yes Madam," said the sales assistant, "I'm quite sure that could be done. What kind of lettering would you like it done in?"
"Braille," she replied.
Answers:
LMIAOSFHISMS A touchy Feely type of Gal then, the best kind.