The karate dog?!


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The karate dog?

A man went to a pet store and asked for a big, mean looking dog. "I've taken a new job", he explains, "which takes me out of town, and my wife needs a good guard dog." "I have just the thing," the shop owner says, and goes to the back of the shop. When he comes back, he is carrying a small Pekingese.

"Are you kidding?" the man asks, "I said I need a big, mean looking dog!" "But, sir," the shop owner argues, "this dog knows karate. I'll show you." The owner places a large box on the floor and commands the dog, "Karate the box!"

The box is shredded rapidly by the little dog. The customer shakes his head, "No, I still think I need a big, mean looking dog. My wife would be furious if I brought home this little thing."

"Wait," says the shop owner, "one more demonstration." He places dog in front of a large, heavy oak chair and commands, "Karate the chair." In short order, the dog tears the chair into splinters the size of toothpicks.
T"he customer is impressed. "Okay, I'll take the dog."

When he arrives home, he places the dog on the floor. His wife takes one look and shrieks, "I can't believe you got a cute little dog! How is that dog going to protect me?!?"

"Wait, honey, this dog knows karate!" he pleads. She turns to stomp out the door, and over her shoulder, she says, "Karate, my a**!!!"


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