Do I know You??!
Question:
Do I know You??
A man is doing the shopping one day when he spots a woman he doesn't recognise...looking at him. She waves over.
The man approaches the woman & says "I'm sorry, but do I know You?"
She replies "I think You might be the father of one of my children!".
The man casts his mind back to the one & only time he hs been unfaithful........
He asks "are you the stripper from my stag party that i f***ed over the snooker table while your mate whipped me & shoved a cucumber up my a**?"
"NO" came the reply,....I'm your son's english teacher!!!
Answers:
Thats really funny. That made me laugh so hard, i honestly need to go to the toilet now. 12/10.